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“YOU KNOW YOUR’RE CROATIAN WHEN” by Maras

Posted on: February 20, 2007

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YOU KNOW YOU’RE CROATIAN WHEN … Your Dida has a shot of Rakija for breakfast……….At least one family member makes his own wine……….You were still in elementary school the first time you got drunk……….The majority of your friends are also your relatives, and even if they aren’t your relatives, you refer to their parents as “Teta”……….”Kuhace” are not only used for stirring when cooking…they are also used by Mama to beat you when there is no “siba” handy……….Mama beat you in public on at least one occasion……….Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow Mama will know before you make it home……….Lunch on Sundays have more courses than Kanadjani have for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner……….You know that in addition to fruit flavoured Jello, that gelatin can also be prepared with pigs feet……….Your mother washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher……….All meals your parents have ever prepared contain one key ingredient: “Vegeta”……….All other action stops when you hear people speaking Serbian in a store somewhere and your mom starts to talk to you in English so that the Serbian people won’t find out you speak “their” language and start trying to be your friend………You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away……….You live with your parents until you are married……….Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it’s because you didn’t eat enough……….You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia from the “propuh” (even in the middle of summer)……….When upset, it isn’t unusual for Tata to send you “u pizdu materinu”……….Baba and Dida wear at least 3 layers of clothing in all seasons……….Your parents turn the channel when there is a kissing scene……….Dida insists you are quiet while he watches the news even though he doesn’t understand a single word they’re saying, and regardless of the fact he doesn’t understand what they’re saying he knows more about what’s going on in the world than you do……….The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian……….Whenever your parents said “vidit cemo” you knew that it meant “NO!”……….Everything that goes wrong in the world can somehow be traced back to Serbs……….Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone before you and wears only name brand clothing………Your relatives in Croatia think it’s strange if you are not married by the age of 18……….Your cringe when you hear the word BATINE and hide……….Your dida mows the lawn in knee-high black socks and sandals……….A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 400 people, 2/3 of which u don’t even know.
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LOL This might sound crazy but its all true! If all these things happen in your house hold you might be croatian….

10 Responses to "“YOU KNOW YOUR’RE CROATIAN WHEN” by Maras"

Hey Maras, sorry for not asking first to use the post: ” You Know You’re Croatian When” I hope you dont mind.

If you dont want the post here. Ill gladly take it off.

haha its cool man!!! its all true isnt it
vidimo se

When upset, it isn’t unusual for Tata to send you “u pizdu materinu”

Yep. I’ve been there a couple of times. lol

Hehee I’ve been there too….

That so true!! I’m probably 30 years older than any of you…but every word is true. Laughed for an hour.

hehe….yep, I laughed too…

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Thats so true!! LOL!!!!

Hey Mara, my name is Mara too!
these crack me up every time i read one

ok Bog

This is sooo funny because everything on that list is sooooo true and we do everything on it

jahahahahahha lol…..

Heh.. I can be sensitive about my gorgeous cloud I have a nice joke. Why do Vampire have to brush their teeth? Because they have Bat-Breath.

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